Solar safety

Been working on taxes all morning; was going to do so yesterday but Sammy insisted on having my attention. If he is playing with his toys and he looks up to see that my back is turned to him while I work, he yells “ahh-ah” until I look around at him and he will smile at me and go back to playing.

I’m sitting here under my reflective 100 percent solar storm-proof umbrella, my self-designed baseball cap with a wire-mesh liner which is grounded to a water pipe, while wearing an old, metal chastity belt which I made Carolyn use back in the days when I was away from home for weeks at a time working in other cities; it is also grounded to the water pipe. Being it is a woman’s model, it is uncomfortable as hell; hope I don’t lose the key. You laugh now but when solar rays from the present sun storm pickle your brain and leave you so impotent that Viagra won’t help, I will get the last laugh. I would make a pic of myself but I can barely move and you’d just laugh that much harder anyway.

Have an ionized Thursday, my friends.

Published in: on March 8, 2012 at 10:38 am  Comments (5)  
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  1. I love Sammy’s smile. 🙂
    First time I could hear about chastity bell. Metal?! Oh, my, my. And I haven’t realized that the sun is so dangerous for us. I must admit you found a special way to protect your brain and your … well … 😉
    It makes me laugh.

    • Sammy knows no strangers; he smiles at everyone.
      Got to stay safe from the solar winds and storms; glad you got a chuckle out of my caution. 🙂
      Thanks, Jola.

  2. Lord help me. The vision is quite entertaining to say the least. does Carolyn know you have taken to wearing her outfits?

    One might think that maybe you forgot to wear your “uniform” during the last solar storm.

    • You are right; I didn’t wear the belt during the last solar storm and I may be having problems because I didn’t have it on. You know where they (women) say a man’s brains are anyway, so without protection down there I may have gotten mine sauteed. 🙂
      Thanks, Mark.

  3. You are on a roll.

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